Welcome to Jurassic World

Pretty Scientist Lady: “We have our first genetically modified hybrid.” Chris Pratt: “I’m sorry, come again?” PSL: “Well, we’re a theme park, right? Not a wildlife preserve. Our customers expect thrill rides, big production shows. The whole enchilada.” CP: “And?” PSL: “And we were having trouble with the T-Rex. It wasn’t smart enough to train, and […]

Stop Apologizing, Democrats

Here’s a few things every politician, and certainly every eligible voter should be keenly aware of: -A majority of Americans support raising the minimum wage. -A majority of Americans support overturning Citizens United. -A majority of Americans support Same Sex Marriage rights. -A majority of Americans support legalizing marijuana. -A majority of Americans oppose new wars […]